What would happen if you used the
Urban Dictionary as a reference to learn the language of snowboarding? ...
Let's start with the word snowboard...
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| So snowboarding is a sport exclusively performed by gay lads who enjoy oral sex with Chacha? |
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Ok, IT'S NOT A SPORT!!!!
What's this here blue link about something called burton then, maybe that will help explain things? |
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A dwarf's piss pot?
Maybe I should look up that fella that I've seen on the ex-games. |
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um.....................Shaun-Wright?
This isn't getting me anywhere, let's go back and try again. |
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| Finally someone's come up with a name for my cock. |
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| And while we're talking about cocks, the role play bit on this description starts to make more sense. |
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| Yes, we're still talking about cocks, if she's got one foot on each 'snowboard' then isn't she skiing? |
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Turns out all the skiers are also gay and they enjoy wanking-off Alolahkoab.
All skiers are also poultry and/or cats. |
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| Golfing? That really undermined the whole argument. |
Let's try another term for snowboarders, this seems to be promising...
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| Oh |
OK then, the Snurfer, the first snowboard, maybe this will help...
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| I can see why the IT'S NOT A SPORT!!!!!! was renamed |
What about some of the techniques?
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| Gives Backcountry Jeremy Jones a whole new meaning |
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| Give Jibbing Jeremy Jones a whole new meaning |
What about the gear?
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| ***note that if pushed even fractionally I will immediately disavow my previously strongly-held convictions*** |
And finally...
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| Ok enough of this, snowboarding is essentially a series of freaky sex acts. Think I'll try golf instead. |
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